Mr. FTHS Profile: Justin Myman

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Staff Report

Why do you want to be Mr. FTHS?

I’m hoping to win in order to springboard my career as an aspiring rapper. My mixtape drops February 12th.

 

Why do you DESERVE to be Mr. FTHS?

I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

What contributions have you made to FTHS?

Style, pizzazz, and the scent of my cologne.

 

What is your favorite part of FTHS?

The G-hall water fountain.

 

What is one memory of your time here that you will most likely never forget?

Mr. St. Angelo once accidentally slapped himself with a wet napkin. That.

 

What are your plans for the future?

I’m going to Nicaragua to build a school from recycled materials, end world hunger, and breed German shepherds with my future wife: Giselle.

 

What will you do if you win the title of Mr. FTHS?

I’m going to Disney World.

 

If you don’t win, who do you think should? Why?

Matt Ackerman. That kid is as cute as a button and knows a fine bottle of sparkling water when he sees one.

 

What can the audience expect from you on the night of the event?

They should not wear socks, since I’m going to knock them off.

 

Favorites:

   Movie: We Bought a Zoo

   TV Show: Naked and Afraid

   Singer/Group: Emblem 3

   Song: Only One- Kanye West

   Food: Chipotle Burrito

   Teacher: Mr. Achilli